332 - What would you rather become, an imp or a gnome?
- Gnome.
333 - Pitchforks or scythes?
- Scythes are Easier.
334 - Pikachu or Poliwag?
- Pikachu is Hot.
335 - If you could chose the material all new roads were built in, what would that be?
- Steel.
336 - Do you have any revolutionary inventions in your head?
- Not really. D:
337 - Do you use uTorrent?
- What?
338 - Have you ever been stupid enough to Download Kazaa and all the adware it contains?
- No, and I'll be sure not to.
339 - When was the last time you defragged your HD?
- Huh?
340 - What is the situation?
- I AM the situation.
341 - What is so fragile that it's broken when you say its name?
- Silence.
342 - A 3 year old girl and a 100 year old man have had exactly the same amount of birthdays. How many?
- 3?
343 - A man was walking in the jungle with only one bullet in his gun. Still he managed to shoot both a puma and a cougar. How?
- The 2 animals were in line with his gun.
344 - How many letters are in the alphabet?
- 26.
345 - How many numbers are there?
- Infinite.
346 - What does PB stand for?
- Paint Brush or Peanut Butter.
347 - If a man tells you: everything I say is a lie. Is he lying or telling the truth?
- Lieing.
348 - Which American state is surrounded by the most water?
- Alabama?
349 - How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- 1.
350 - What do you think this question means?
- I think it means what it means.
351 - Would you like fries with that?
- Sure, why not?
352 - Do you like fast food?
- It is convinient. :3
353 - Do you like slow food?
- Always tastes better.
354 - Have you ever eaten snails?
- No, sounds pretty good, though.
355 - I once climbed a tree, did you?
- Yes.
356 - Where do you go from there?
- Down, duh!
357 - What makes you happy?
- Making music.
358 - What makes you sad?
- When people say they don't like my music.
359 - What makes you angry?
- The same.
360 - What makes you mad?
- Same.
361 - Watermelon or Guava?
- Watermelon.
362 - Pineapple or Coconut?
- Pineapple.
363 - Carrots or Spinach?
- Carrots.
364 - Do you like Pie?
- Only pumpkin.
365 - Is this list of seemingly random statements really that random?
- Kind of..
366 - What is the best parody you've ever seen?
- Parody Rangers.
367 - Which is the best zombie movie you've seen?
- Not into them.
368 - If you could recommend one thing to the world, what would it be?
- Listen to my music. *cough*
369 - How tired are you right now, on a scale from 1 to 10?
- 1.
370 - Is red bull healthy?
- I doubt it.
371 - Have you ever tried eating liquid nitrogen?
- Uh, no.
372 - When was the last time you blew something up?
- Sadly, never.
373 - Do you you have a secret vault hidden behind that painting over there?
- He knows too much. Kill him.
374 - What is the Mona Lisa worth?
- Nothing. It is actually on a museum in France. I got to see it!
375 - What was Leonardo da Vincis middle name?
- Uhh... Da?
376 - What was Jesus last name?
- He has no last name.
377 - What are the next three letters in this sequence: o t t f f s s ?
- O T T
378 - Is four half of five?
- No.
379 - A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
- The woman is a photographer. She shot/took a picture of him, develops it and hang it.
380 - What do the following have in common: Superman, Moses & The Cabbage Patch Kids?
- They're all just concepts.
381 - I am the ruler of shovels, I have a double, I am as thin as a knife and I have a wife. What am I?
- The "King of Spades" Playing Card.
382 - What do the following have in common: Dogs, Diamonds & Double Plays?
- D, D, D.
383 - Would you rather walk on water or breath under water?
- Breath under Water.
384 - Grey or Black?
- Black.
385 - Orange or Red?
- Red, definitely.
386 - Green or Blue?
- Blue.
387 - A man was born in 1955. He is still alive and well today at age 33. How is this possible?
- It just isn't.
388 - The word CANDY can be spelled using just 2 letters. How?
- C and Y.
389 - When was the last time you answered a long list of questions like this?
- SOLs.
390 - Have you ever been skim boarding?
- No.
391 - Have you ever been windsurfing?
- Sadly, not.
392 - Snow or Sand?
- Snow.
393 - Are you happy to be alive?
- Very.
394 - Boat or train?
- Boat.
395 - What is the fastest form of public transportation?
- That Japanese magnetic train.
396 - Do you recycle?
- Yes.
397 - GBA or PSP?
- The PSP.
398 - Do you have a fantasy? If so, what is it?
- Only CyberDevil Knows.
399 - Would you like a fivesome sometime?
- Only CyberDevil knows the answer to this question.
400 - Want to play Monopoly?
- Sure. I'm the Boot!
401 - The door is open, do you close it?
- Why not?
402 - I need a glass of water, can you get one for me?-
- Be Right back...
403 - What does Pete say to Dave?
- "Hi!"
404 - Which car brand would you prefer?
- Mercades.
405 - Which clothes brand do you usually wear?
- Faded Glory.
406 - If the newgrounds clothes were sold for half the price, would you buy?
- HELL YEAH!!!!
407 - Do you like nuts?
- No, I'm not gay.
408 - Pets? How many?
- 2 cats.
409 - Would you rather live a poor and happy life or a rich and misserable one?
- A mix of the 2: Rich and Happy.
410 - What pisses you off the most?
- People saying my music sucks.
411 - When do you piss the most?
- in a gas station.
412 - How do you output your emotion?
- Ranting to myself.
413 - Do you like to rant?
- Uh, yes.
414 - Do you like to ramble about random nonsense?
- Yeah.
415 - Do you have big plans?
- Not really, no.
416 - What is your opinion on shemales?
- No.
417 - What brand regular paper do you buy?
- I don't really know.
418 - Chalk or Ink?
- Ink.
419 - Wet or Dry?
- Wet.
420 - Fat or Skinny?
- Skinny.
421 - Hard or Soft?
- Hard.
422 - Big or Small?
- Big. BIG.
423 - Round or Square?
- Round.
424 - Personal or Public?
- Uh... Depends on what I want to do...
425 - Free or Paid?
- Paid.
426 - What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
- Carcoal.
427 - What are the tax changes for this year?
- Pretty bad.
428 - Are there any laws you don't like?
- The death penalty.
429 - Are you against the death penalty?
- Uh... ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
430 - Do you read comics? If so, which ones?
- No.
431 - Do you prefer low energy lights or oldskool ones?
- Low Energy.
432 - Would you like to be a DJ?
- Maybe...
433 - Do you like art?
- I only REALLY like funny art.
434 - Who is your favorite author?
- N/A
435 - Name the bloodiest movie ever made?
- Is this a question or a command!
436 - Have you ever watched Black & White films?
- No.
437 - Have you ever watched movies without sound?
- Technically, yes.
438 - Do you know which movie was the first one ever made?
- Strongman Sandow.
439 - About how many copies of the Bible have ever been made?
- 300 Billion.
440 - How many languages has Lord of the Rings been translated to?
- 16.
441 - Why wouldn't you want to be a Bank Accountant?
- There's a huge risk of being shot.
442 - If Chicago was still as Chaotic as it was in the 1930s, would you be on the good or bad side?
- Bad. LOOTING FTW!!!
443 - Which dialects do you dislike most?
- French.
444 - How fast can you type on a typewriter without typos?
- O Csn Tupe Prettty Faat.
445 - How many balloons filled with air would it take to lift you?
- 800.
446 - How many balloons filled with helium would it take to blow you away?
- 300.
447 - How fast can you run as fastest?
- Huh?
448 - Would you like being a part of the police?
- No.
449 - Brutality or Wittyness?
- Wittiness.
450 - Comedy or Action?
- Comedy.
451 - Sticks or Stones?
- Sticks.
452 - Ninjas or Pirates?
- Ninjas.
453 - Vikings or Gods?
- Vikings.
454 - Which bedtime story did you use to hear most as child?
- I don't have a clue!
455 - How many friends have you lost?
- 2.
456 - How many people close to you have died the past five years?
- My GreatGrandmother.
457 - What are your main three goals in life?
- I don't know.
458 - If you could ask me a question, what would it be?
- If you could ask me a question, what would it be?
459 - Are you as curious as I am?
- REALLY!
460 - Do you know why the moon sometimes looks yellow when it rises?
- Not really.
461 - When is the best time to stare at the sun without damaging your eyes too much?
- I think the evening.
462 - If clones were legal, would you like one to be made of you?
- Yeah! I could talk about stuff that only I (and CyberDevil) know!
463 - Are you against genetical manipulation?
- No.
464 - Have you read any blogs here at newgrounds more than once?
- Yes.
465 - Do you stalk your own threads?
- Yeah!
466 - Do you swallow your spit?
- Only when I'm inside.
467 - Do you swallow or spit?
- Preferabbly spit.
468 - Are you clever and witty?
- Yes. People don't like that about me.
469 - Out of Marvels existing superheroes, which one would you most likely like to be?
- Flash!
470 - Would you prefer the ability to fly or the ability to see through objects?
- See through objects... Muahahaha...
471 - How do you like Walmart?
- It's nice and quaint.
472 - Have you ever been possessed by evil spirits?
- No, but my friend has.
473 - Do you take the long way around?
- Hell no!
474 - Do you follow your instinct?
- Definately!
475 - Would you like to leave todays IT society and go back to living in the wild?
- There are reasons voting for yes, and some for no.
476 - What do you do to help the world?
- Nothing really, except recycle.
477 - Hybrid or Diesel?
- Hybrid.
478 - Water or Wind?
- Water.
479 - Sun or Ground?
- Ground.
480 - Which is the worst source of current contamination?
- Africa? I don't know!
481 - Have you ever eaten something deadly and survived?
- No.
482 - Which is your closest to near-death experience?
- Almost being swept away by a river when I was 3.
483 - Are you a brave person?
- Hehehe, no.
484 - Have you been honest on all questions so far?
- I've only lied about a couple.
485 - Do you think answering these is a tedious task?
- Sort of.
486 - What are your three favorite words?
- Smex (Internet Term), Purple, and Sestasi (Croatian word).
487 - What are your three most commonly used words?
- The, and, and I.
488 - Bird or Fox?
- Fox.
489 - Do you like riddles?
- *coughgooglecough*
490 - What word can be written forward, backward and upside down and still easily read?
- Noon.
491 - What cheese is made backwards?
- Strudel?
492 - There is a dead man hanging from the ceiling in an empty room, a puddle of water three feet below him. How did he die?
- He stood on an Ice block, and then hanged himself.
493 - What word means burning wood when you take away the words first letter?
- Uh... Amber?
494 - Feed me and I live, give me drink and I die. What am I?
- Fire.
495 - How can I place a bag on a floor so that noone can jump over it?
- It better be a big damn bag.
496 - I went into the garden and got it, when I came into my house I cried because of it?
- An onion.
497 - How do you get low-fat milk?
- From low-fat cows.
498 - A man walks into a bar, what does he say?
- God, am I drunk!
499 - Complete the sequence : 1,3,4,7,11
- 15?
500 - Which mmorpg do you prefer?
- None.
501 - Why did Evark cross the road?
- To die.
502 - How many characters do you think these questions contain?
- Yes.
503 - What do I have in my pocket?
- Your evil little list of questions.
504 - Where do you hide your cash?
- Why would I tell you?!?
505 - If you were given the opportunity to join the Russian mob, would you?
- They would kill me if I didn't, so yeah.
506 - Is there anything you would be willing to die to achieve?
- No.
507 - Apart from Mount Everest, which is the highest mountain in the world?
- Yes.
508 - Where is the lowest location in the world not below water?
- Oh, here's the water you asked for. Death Valley I think.
509 - How high can you go?
- 5 feet.
510 - How low can you go?
- 6 Inches.
511 - Are you scared of flying?
- No.
512 - What are the odds of you surviving if you get struck by lightning?
- 1/50
513 - Would you be willing to break your back for a million dollars, literally?
- I'd consider it.
514 - Who am I?
- CyberDevil.
515 - 50/39 + 48 - 32x84 - 47 x 89 x 32 - 14 x 2 + 119 = ?
- 2?
516 - How many movies with Jackie Chan have you seen?
- 0.
517 - Is Bruce Lee the best martial artist ever?
- Yes.
518 - Give a deadly legendary kung fu move a groovy name?
- Kung Fu. Watch it or you die.
519 - What do you prefer, subs or dubs?
- Subs.
520 - Do you like politics?
- Not really.
521 - Singstar or Rockstar?
- Rockstar.
522 - Why do you like music?
- it is fun.
523 - Do you like poetry?
- Yeah.
524 - Do you write poetry?
- Only suckish poetry.
525 - How many languages can you speak?
- 3. English fluently, German So-So, and Croatian Terribly. Ja, es ist so.
526 - Which languages can you speak?
- I already answered it.