Exactly.

I bet I'm banned right now. I'll edit in a bit.

Just PM Me with a link and have "5550123" in the title and your link will be shown on here.
Try to keep the link appropriate.

527 - How did you know this question was here?
- Guess.
528 - If you add all round numbers so far, what do you get?
- 1.
529 - Why didn't you finish your homework?
-I am too lazy.
530 - If the cops stop you, do you have a mutilated and obviously dead body in your trunk?
- No.
531 - If you have a ship, what would you say if it sunk?
- Shit.
532 - Have you ever been punk'd?
- No.
533 - Have you ever been Rick'rolled?
- I've ALMOST been rickrolled, but no.
534 - Jazz or Soul?
- Jazz.
535 - Blues or Country?
- Country.
536 - Western or Asian?
- Asian is badass.
537 - What does Kamikaze mean?
- Someone who dies for their country. KAMIKAZE WATERMELON!!!
538 - Who was the 7th president of USA?
- Yes.
539 - How many Swedish kings have there been?
- 1: Me.
540 - Which was the first console ever released?
- Atari.
541 - Which year did Doom come out?
- 1971.
542 - Where does the "All your Base" fad come from?
- Me.
543 - Why is the world flat?
- It spins so fast.
544 - Who won the battle, good or evil?
- Evil.
545 - Who should have won, Bush or Algore?
- Algore.
546 - Do you like movies where the bad guys win?
- Hell yes.
547 - How do you define bad guys?
- They're guys who are bad.
548 - Cats or Bobcats?
- Cats.
549 - Majonese or Ketchup?
- Ugh, so hard, they both suck.
550 - Cinnamon Buns or Croissants (however that is spelled)?
- Cinnamon buns.
551 - When did you last visit the library?
- Uh....
552 - Do you know R.L. Stine?
- Goosebumps, right?
553 - Is my name an abreviation? Of what?
- No.
554 - Do you believe in bigfoot?
- No.
555 - What is humanities biggest abomination?
- War.
556 - Do you like long walks on sunny warm days?
- No.
557 - Where do dead people go?
- In the ground.
558 - If the law didn't exist, would you change your life?
- Hell yeah. You know how, CyberDevil.
559 - Why don't you want to be become a bank robber?
- YOU ALREADY ASKED!!!
560 - Is it unethical to dig up graves?
- Yes.
561 - Are you Christian?
No.
562 - Do you believe in souls? Define soul.
- Yes. Soul is what makes you, you.
563 - What message would you like to pass on to the next generations?
- Newgrounds.com.
564 - Fire or Smoke?
- Fire.
565 - Fog or Rain?
- Fog.
566 - Roads or Rivers?
- Rivers.
567 - Would you like to go to Venice?
- Already been there.
568 - How much would you be willing to pay for a swimming pool filled with vanilla icecream?
- 1000 dollars.
569 - What are your opinions on cannibalism?
- A last resort.
570 - What is your metabolistic rate, in general?
- Fast.
571 - Are you getting tired yet?
- Very.
572 - If you tried but failed, how would you take the loss?
- I would leave.
573 - Are you obsessed with winning?
- Extremely.
574 - How statfixated are you?
- Yes.
575 - Would you post a thousand posts for a ten dollars?
- No.
576 - Would you post a thousand posts for a hundred dollars?
- Maybe.
577 - Which currency do you prefer?
- Euro.
578 - In which country do they sell the cheapest cheese?
- Italy, I think.
579 - What radio channel do you listen to most?
- I don't use the radio.
580 - Which search engine do you use most?
- I only ever use google.
581 - Which three websites do you visit most?
- Newgrounds, Google, and My website.
582 - Do you believe in Vampires?
- No.
583 - Would you like to visit Transilvania sometime?
- I'd consider it.
584 - Silhouettes or Illusions?
- Silhouettes.
585 - How many wetdreams have you had?
- Uh...
586 - If you created a script, would you make it opensource?
- Yes.
587 - Microsoft or Free Candy?
- Free Candy.
588 - Will Josh answer this question?
- Probably not.
589 - Will anyone ever have the guts to complete all the questions written here?
- Only me.
590 - Why is he still standing?
- I'm sitting.
591 - Marmalade or Cottage Cheese?
- Cottage Cheese.
592 - Fish or Chicken?
- Chicken.
593 - How fast can you speak?
- Really w=fast W/O lisp, normal W/ Lisp,
594 - Are you wise?
- Kinda.
595 - When?
- Now.
596 - Where?
- Here.
597 - Who?
- Me.
598 - What?
- Me.
599 - Why?
- I wanted to.
600 - What is the worst movie you've ever seen?
- Twilight.
601 - Why do you think I first skipped 300 questions and then added them later?
- You did?
602 - If I hadn't skipped 300 questions first, would you still not have managed to answer them all?
- I WILL ANSWER THEM ALL!!!
603 - How many knifes do you own?
- N/A
604 - What did you do yesterday that you know you shouldn't have done?
- Uhh.... Told you my sekwet.
605 - How much do you get done in an average day?
- Very little.
606 - Are you an efficiant person?
- Not at all.
607 - How many songs do you know all the lyrics for?
- Very few. "If I die and go to hell real soon..."
608 - Do you have a photographical memory?
- Hell No!
609 - Are your hands getting tired yet?
- Extremely.
610 - Would you like to go skydiving? Have you been skydiving? How was it?
- That;s 3 questions!!!
611 - Why is there so much bullshit in the forums nowadays?
- I don't know.
612 - I know what you did last Sunday, why did you do it man?! Why!!
- I'M SO OBSESSED WITH IT, MAN!!!
613 - If you could chose between a short and eventful life, or a long and boring one, which would you chose?
- Long and boring. I would always have the computer.
614 - Would you rather be tall and skinny or short and muscular?
- Tall and skinny.
615 - Do you believe in small yellow gnomes hiding in your garden?
No.
616 - Is Santa Clause real?
- No.
617 - What did BlueHippo say to the RedOstrich?
- You suck.
618 - Do you love me?
- No.
619 - Do you respect me?
- Very.
620 - Do you ponder over my seemingly inconsistent actions every second of the day that flies by?
- No, but now I do...
621 - Will you marry me?
- YES!!!
622 - How much ink have you washed away in the sink? Answer in liters, plz.
- None.
623 - Are you color blind?
- No.
624 - Does this really matter?
- No.
625 - Do you collect stamps? Stickers? Plastic figures?
- No, no, no.
626 - Did you ever buy something and then sell it once more for profit?
- Sadly not.
627 - How crappy is your singing skill? On a scale from 1 to 10, five being the best score, six being the worst.
- 6.
628 - How witty are you?
- Very.
629 - Tell me something I don't know yet.
- 1600 Americans are injured every year from odd sex positions.
630 - How much money did you waste last year on things you didn't need?
- Quite Alot.
631 - Why don't you get a job?
- I'm too young.
632 - If you were asked to take over newgrounds and help it prosper during it's future years, how would you star improving it?
- Well, I would start hiring more mods for the audio forum.
633 - What feature on newgrounds would you like to see implemented most?
- An Ideas/Suggestions Forum.
634 - Do you believe in dragons?
- No.
635 - Do you beleive in life on other planets?
- No.
636 - Is the cake a lie?
Yes.
637 - DBZ or PX9?
- PX9, always.
638 - How do you define right and wrong?
- Idk, I just... do.
639 - Don't you just love cucumbers and the funky name this specif breed of vegetables was given?
- Yeah!
640 - Have you ever passed out?
- No.
641 - Have you been to the Opera?
- No.
642 - Can you surf?
- No.
643 - How far can you run at 7km/h?
- No.
644 - How many pringles would you like to eat?
- As much as I can!!!
645 - What is your bank account number? What is your credit card number? What is your pincode?
- Why?
646 - What is your newgrounds account password?
- My password is "Password".
647 - Do you believe in an afterlife?
- Yes.
648 - Friedly explain your political views.
- George Bush Sucks.
649 - Are you satisfied with your life?
- Yes.
650 - Are you fat?
- No.
651 - Do you consider yourself above average?
- Yes.
652 - If you had to chose between losing one of the following senses: smell, touch, hearing or sight, which one would it be?
- Simple Answer: None.
653 - If you had to stay away from this site for 27 days, how would you feel?
- Extremely Depressed.
654 - How long do you think it took me to write down all these questions?
- 3 Hours.
655 - How does it feel now that you're finaly reaching the end?
- AWESOME!!!
656 - Do you feel like you've achieved something great by answering all of these?
- Uh- hu!
657 - How many characters to you think you've typed in so far?
- 30,000.
658 - How fast can you type?
- Pretty fast.
659 - Do you have a keylogger script installed on your computer?
- No.
660 - Do you use a popup blocker?
- Yes.
661 - Which anti-virus do you prefer?
- Norton.
662 - How many lolipops can you fit in your mouth at the same time? The large round ones.
- 5.
663 - Dark or Light chocolate?
- Light.
664 - Banana or Orange?
- Banana.
665 - Rate these questions, from 3 to 65.
- 64.
666 - Why do you think I chose to end on this specific round number?
- 666= Devil.

I DID IT!!! YESZ!!! AWESOME!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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332 - What would you rather become, an imp or a gnome?
- Gnome.
333 - Pitchforks or scythes?
- Scythes are Easier.
334 - Pikachu or Poliwag?
- Pikachu is Hot.
335 - If you could chose the material all new roads were built in, what would that be?
- Steel.
336 - Do you have any revolutionary inventions in your head?
- Not really. D:
337 - Do you use uTorrent?
- What?
338 - Have you ever been stupid enough to Download Kazaa and all the adware it contains?
- No, and I'll be sure not to.
339 - When was the last time you defragged your HD?
- Huh?
340 - What is the situation?
- I AM the situation.
341 - What is so fragile that it's broken when you say its name?
- Silence.
342 - A 3 year old girl and a 100 year old man have had exactly the same amount of birthdays. How many?
- 3?
343 - A man was walking in the jungle with only one bullet in his gun. Still he managed to shoot both a puma and a cougar. How?
- The 2 animals were in line with his gun.
344 - How many letters are in the alphabet?
- 26.
345 - How many numbers are there?
- Infinite.
346 - What does PB stand for?
- Paint Brush or Peanut Butter.
347 - If a man tells you: everything I say is a lie. Is he lying or telling the truth?
- Lieing.
348 - Which American state is surrounded by the most water?
- Alabama?
349 - How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- 1.
350 - What do you think this question means?
- I think it means what it means.
351 - Would you like fries with that?
- Sure, why not?
352 - Do you like fast food?
- It is convinient. :3
353 - Do you like slow food?
- Always tastes better.
354 - Have you ever eaten snails?
- No, sounds pretty good, though.
355 - I once climbed a tree, did you?
- Yes.
356 - Where do you go from there?
- Down, duh!
357 - What makes you happy?
- Making music.
358 - What makes you sad?
- When people say they don't like my music.
359 - What makes you angry?
- The same.
360 - What makes you mad?
- Same.
361 - Watermelon or Guava?
- Watermelon.
362 - Pineapple or Coconut?
- Pineapple.
363 - Carrots or Spinach?
- Carrots.
364 - Do you like Pie?
- Only pumpkin.
365 - Is this list of seemingly random statements really that random?
- Kind of..
366 - What is the best parody you've ever seen?
- Parody Rangers.
367 - Which is the best zombie movie you've seen?
- Not into them.
368 - If you could recommend one thing to the world, what would it be?
- Listen to my music. *cough*
369 - How tired are you right now, on a scale from 1 to 10?
- 1.
370 - Is red bull healthy?
- I doubt it.
371 - Have you ever tried eating liquid nitrogen?
- Uh, no.
372 - When was the last time you blew something up?
- Sadly, never.
373 - Do you you have a secret vault hidden behind that painting over there?
- He knows too much. Kill him.
374 - What is the Mona Lisa worth?
- Nothing. It is actually on a museum in France. I got to see it!
375 - What was Leonardo da Vincis middle name?
- Uhh... Da?
376 - What was Jesus last name?
- He has no last name.
377 - What are the next three letters in this sequence: o t t f f s s ?
- O T T
378 - Is four half of five?
- No.
379 - A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
- The woman is a photographer. She shot/took a picture of him, develops it and hang it.
380 - What do the following have in common: Superman, Moses & The Cabbage Patch Kids?
- They're all just concepts.
381 - I am the ruler of shovels, I have a double, I am as thin as a knife and I have a wife. What am I?
- The "King of Spades" Playing Card.
382 - What do the following have in common: Dogs, Diamonds & Double Plays?
- D, D, D.
383 - Would you rather walk on water or breath under water?
- Breath under Water.
384 - Grey or Black?
- Black.
385 - Orange or Red?
- Red, definitely.
386 - Green or Blue?
- Blue.
387 - A man was born in 1955. He is still alive and well today at age 33. How is this possible?
- It just isn't.
388 - The word CANDY can be spelled using just 2 letters. How?
- C and Y.
389 - When was the last time you answered a long list of questions like this?
- SOLs.
390 - Have you ever been skim boarding?
- No.
391 - Have you ever been windsurfing?
- Sadly, not.
392 - Snow or Sand?
- Snow.
393 - Are you happy to be alive?
- Very.
394 - Boat or train?
- Boat.
395 - What is the fastest form of public transportation?
- That Japanese magnetic train.
396 - Do you recycle?
- Yes.
397 - GBA or PSP?
- The PSP.
398 - Do you have a fantasy? If so, what is it?
- Only CyberDevil Knows.
399 - Would you like a fivesome sometime?
- Only CyberDevil knows the answer to this question.
400 - Want to play Monopoly?
- Sure. I'm the Boot!
401 - The door is open, do you close it?
- Why not?
402 - I need a glass of water, can you get one for me?-
- Be Right back...
403 - What does Pete say to Dave?
- "Hi!"
404 - Which car brand would you prefer?
- Mercades.
405 - Which clothes brand do you usually wear?
- Faded Glory.
406 - If the newgrounds clothes were sold for half the price, would you buy?
- HELL YEAH!!!!
407 - Do you like nuts?
- No, I'm not gay.
408 - Pets? How many?
- 2 cats.
409 - Would you rather live a poor and happy life or a rich and misserable one?
- A mix of the 2: Rich and Happy.
410 - What pisses you off the most?
- People saying my music sucks.
411 - When do you piss the most?
- in a gas station.
412 - How do you output your emotion?
- Ranting to myself.
413 - Do you like to rant?
- Uh, yes.
414 - Do you like to ramble about random nonsense?
- Yeah.
415 - Do you have big plans?
- Not really, no.
416 - What is your opinion on shemales?
- No.
417 - What brand regular paper do you buy?
- I don't really know.
418 - Chalk or Ink?
- Ink.
419 - Wet or Dry?
- Wet.
420 - Fat or Skinny?
- Skinny.
421 - Hard or Soft?
- Hard.
422 - Big or Small?
- Big. BIG.
423 - Round or Square?
- Round.
424 - Personal or Public?
- Uh... Depends on what I want to do...
425 - Free or Paid?
- Paid.
426 - What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
- Carcoal.
427 - What are the tax changes for this year?
- Pretty bad.
428 - Are there any laws you don't like?
- The death penalty.
429 - Are you against the death penalty?
- Uh... ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
430 - Do you read comics? If so, which ones?
- No.
431 - Do you prefer low energy lights or oldskool ones?
- Low Energy.
432 - Would you like to be a DJ?
- Maybe...
433 - Do you like art?
- I only REALLY like funny art.
434 - Who is your favorite author?
- N/A
435 - Name the bloodiest movie ever made?
- Is this a question or a command!
436 - Have you ever watched Black & White films?
- No.
437 - Have you ever watched movies without sound?
- Technically, yes.
438 - Do you know which movie was the first one ever made?
- Strongman Sandow.
439 - About how many copies of the Bible have ever been made?
- 300 Billion.
440 - How many languages has Lord of the Rings been translated to?
- 16.
441 - Why wouldn't you want to be a Bank Accountant?
- There's a huge risk of being shot.
442 - If Chicago was still as Chaotic as it was in the 1930s, would you be on the good or bad side?
- Bad. LOOTING FTW!!!
443 - Which dialects do you dislike most?
- French.
444 - How fast can you type on a typewriter without typos?
- O Csn Tupe Prettty Faat.
445 - How many balloons filled with air would it take to lift you?
- 800.
446 - How many balloons filled with helium would it take to blow you away?
- 300.
447 - How fast can you run as fastest?
- Huh?
448 - Would you like being a part of the police?
- No.
449 - Brutality or Wittyness?
- Wittiness.
450 - Comedy or Action?
- Comedy.
451 - Sticks or Stones?
- Sticks.
452 - Ninjas or Pirates?
- Ninjas.
453 - Vikings or Gods?
- Vikings.
454 - Which bedtime story did you use to hear most as child?
- I don't have a clue!
455 - How many friends have you lost?
- 2.
456 - How many people close to you have died the past five years?
- My GreatGrandmother.
457 - What are your main three goals in life?
- I don't know.
458 - If you could ask me a question, what would it be?
- If you could ask me a question, what would it be?
459 - Are you as curious as I am?
- REALLY!
460 - Do you know why the moon sometimes looks yellow when it rises?
- Not really.
461 - When is the best time to stare at the sun without damaging your eyes too much?
- I think the evening.
462 - If clones were legal, would you like one to be made of you?
- Yeah! I could talk about stuff that only I (and CyberDevil) know!
463 - Are you against genetical manipulation?
- No.
464 - Have you read any blogs here at newgrounds more than once?
- Yes.
465 - Do you stalk your own threads?
- Yeah!
466 - Do you swallow your spit?
- Only when I'm inside.
467 - Do you swallow or spit?
- Preferabbly spit.
468 - Are you clever and witty?
- Yes. People don't like that about me.
469 - Out of Marvels existing superheroes, which one would you most likely like to be?
- Flash!
470 - Would you prefer the ability to fly or the ability to see through objects?
- See through objects... Muahahaha...
471 - How do you like Walmart?
- It's nice and quaint.
472 - Have you ever been possessed by evil spirits?
- No, but my friend has.
473 - Do you take the long way around?
- Hell no!
474 - Do you follow your instinct?
- Definately!
475 - Would you like to leave todays IT society and go back to living in the wild?
- There are reasons voting for yes, and some for no.
476 - What do you do to help the world?
- Nothing really, except recycle.
477 - Hybrid or Diesel?
- Hybrid.
478 - Water or Wind?
- Water.
479 - Sun or Ground?
- Ground.
480 - Which is the worst source of current contamination?
- Africa? I don't know!
481 - Have you ever eaten something deadly and survived?
- No.
482 - Which is your closest to near-death experience?
- Almost being swept away by a river when I was 3.
483 - Are you a brave person?
- Hehehe, no.
484 - Have you been honest on all questions so far?
- I've only lied about a couple.
485 - Do you think answering these is a tedious task?
- Sort of.
486 - What are your three favorite words?
- Smex (Internet Term), Purple, and Sestasi (Croatian word).
487 - What are your three most commonly used words?
- The, and, and I.
488 - Bird or Fox?
- Fox.
489 - Do you like riddles?
- *coughgooglecough*
490 - What word can be written forward, backward and upside down and still easily read?
- Noon.
491 - What cheese is made backwards?
- Strudel?
492 - There is a dead man hanging from the ceiling in an empty room, a puddle of water three feet below him. How did he die?
- He stood on an Ice block, and then hanged himself.
493 - What word means burning wood when you take away the words first letter?
- Uh... Amber?
494 - Feed me and I live, give me drink and I die. What am I?
- Fire.
495 - How can I place a bag on a floor so that noone can jump over it?
- It better be a big damn bag.
496 - I went into the garden and got it, when I came into my house I cried because of it?
- An onion.
497 - How do you get low-fat milk?
- From low-fat cows.
498 - A man walks into a bar, what does he say?
- God, am I drunk!
499 - Complete the sequence : 1,3,4,7,11
- 15?
500 - Which mmorpg do you prefer?
- None.
501 - Why did Evark cross the road?
- To die.
502 - How many characters do you think these questions contain?
- Yes.
503 - What do I have in my pocket?
- Your evil little list of questions.
504 - Where do you hide your cash?
- Why would I tell you?!?
505 - If you were given the opportunity to join the Russian mob, would you?
- They would kill me if I didn't, so yeah.
506 - Is there anything you would be willing to die to achieve?
- No.
507 - Apart from Mount Everest, which is the highest mountain in the world?
- Yes.
508 - Where is the lowest location in the world not below water?
- Oh, here's the water you asked for. Death Valley I think.
509 - How high can you go?
- 5 feet.
510 - How low can you go?
- 6 Inches.
511 - Are you scared of flying?
- No.
512 - What are the odds of you surviving if you get struck by lightning?
- 1/50
513 - Would you be willing to break your back for a million dollars, literally?
- I'd consider it.
514 - Who am I?
- CyberDevil.
515 - 50/39 + 48 - 32x84 - 47 x 89 x 32 - 14 x 2 + 119 = ?
- 2?
516 - How many movies with Jackie Chan have you seen?
- 0.
517 - Is Bruce Lee the best martial artist ever?
- Yes.
518 - Give a deadly legendary kung fu move a groovy name?
- Kung Fu. Watch it or you die.
519 - What do you prefer, subs or dubs?
- Subs.
520 - Do you like politics?
- Not really.
521 - Singstar or Rockstar?
- Rockstar.
522 - Why do you like music?
- it is fun.
523 - Do you like poetry?
- Yeah.
524 - Do you write poetry?
- Only suckish poetry.
525 - How many languages can you speak?
- 3. English fluently, German So-So, and Croatian Terribly. Ja, es ist so.
526 - Which languages can you speak?
- I already answered it.

081 - Would you prefer losing all memories and starting a new life with a hundred million dollars, or paying a hundred dollars to keep living your current one?
- That's a hard one... Depends on how old I'd be.
082 - What is the worst pain you have ever experienced?
- Breaking my chin.
083 - Is Scarface the best movie in the world?
- Hell no.
084 - Have you ever stepped on a cockaroach?
- Hell no.
085 - Are you a virgin?
- Yes.
086 - Would you like to bathe in Spaghetti someday, for free?
- If it was W/O sauce, sure!
087 - If you could eat as much as you wanted, how much could you eat?
- Depends on what I'm eating. Beef stew... 15 bowlfuls.
088 - Is Wade going to answer this question?
- I doubt it...
089 - Where did the turtle go?
- In my lap.
090 - What computer brand do you have?
- Hmm... "Dell".
091 - How many bathrooms do you have in your house?
- 5.
092 - GTA 4 or SMB 3?
- GTA 4.
093 - N64 or Dreamcast?
- N64.
094 - How many carbohydrates do you consume every day?
- I don't know!!
095 - Mario or Sonic?
- Sonic.
096 - Clinton or Obama?
- Obama, always.
097 - Is George Bush a true asshole?
- Yes.
098 - Do you believe in god?
- No.
099 - What is the meaning to life?
- Fulfullment.
100 - Why are you answering these questions?
- You reviewed my song, I'm paying you back.
101 - Does the universe ever end?
- i'm pretty sure it doesn't.
102 - Explain the concept of infinity.
- INFINITY: A NUMBER, OR CONCEPT, THAT GOES ON FOREVER WITHOUT END
103 - 1+2?
- 3.
104 - How many roads must a man walk down?
- 1.
105 - What did you eat for lunch today?
- It's morning right now.
106 - What did you eat for breakfast today?
- Like, early morning.
107 - What would you prefer, 40C with sun or 20C with rain?
- 40C with sun.
108 - How many trees have you killed in your lifetime?
- 1.
109 - Why did you throw the trash where you're not supposed to throw trash?
- I didn't, I sware!
110 - How high are your moral values, on a scale from 1-10?
- about 5.
111 - Do you understand half of the questions I'm asking you?
- about 99% of them. Only 555 to go...?
112 - Do you understand more than 87% of the questions I'm asking you?
- SEE ABOVE ANSWER
113 - How high is your IQ?
- 1 more than what it is.
114 - How many braincells do you think you've lost so far, in your life?
- about half.
115 - Do you do stuff that you regret?
- Alot.
116 - Why do you drink to get drunk?
- I don't drink at all!!!
117 - If snow was warm, would you be happy?
- If it was possible, hell yes!!!
118 - Vanilla or Chocolate? Not a racist question, no no, just the flavors.
- Vanilla.
119 - Rock or rap?
Rock.
120 - Hiphop or Reggeton?
Hiphop.
121 - Trance or Techno?
Trance
122 - Dance or House?
Dance.
123 - Flute or Banjo?
Banjo.
124 - Piano or Guitar?
Guitar.
125 - Trumpet or Sax?
- Sax.
126 - Too much bass or no bass at all?
No bass at all.
127 - Which Red Hot Chili Peppers song is your favorite?
I hate the RHCP.
128 - Have you ever been to Starbucks?
Hell yes!
129 - Do you enjoy riding the subway?
Hell yes!
130 - Do you have a motorcycle license?
Hell no!
131 - Have you ever jumped from a bridge at least 3 meters high above the ground/water?
Well, what IS a "bridge".
132 - Can you do a backflip?
No.
133 - Can you do a barrel roll?
No.
134 - Do you practice martial arts, and if so, which ones?
No.
135 - How many GB do you currently use?
I have no clue.
136 - How many GBs do you estimate you've thrown away?
about 4.
137 - Did you know that you can now store data on a plain piece of paper?
Tell me how.
138 - If I told you that you were going to die tommorrow, how would you react?
Depends on who I was told it by.
139 - What to you think of all the Simon dead threads?
Huh?
140 - Punk or Grunge?
Grunge.
141 - Did Curt Kobain kill himself?
Who the hell is Curt Kobain?
142 - Hollywood or Bollywood?
Hollywood.
143 - Can you party like a rockstar?
Yes.
144 - How many bowls of rice can you swallow in a row?
1.
145 - Do you know what Kokken means? If so, what?
146 - Do you smoke pot?
NO!!!
147 - Have you killed anyone?
Maybe in their soul, but not physically.
148 - If you had the chance to legaly kill someone, would you take it?
HELL YEAH!!!!
149 - How far can you spit a watermelon seed?
About 1.3 metres.
150 - How fast does light travel?
As fast as it travels.
151 - How do you want to die?
Slowly, yet painlessly.
152 - How long would you like to live, if you could chose a number of years between 1 - 100?
100.
153 - If god appeared in front of you, how would you react?
I would automatically switch my religion.
154 - Have you read the Bible?
No.
155 - Have you read the Quaran?
No, and you spelt it wrong.
156 - How much do you know about Satanism?
None.
157 - When did you last sacrifice a goat for increased potency?
Never.
158 - Soccer or Baseball?
Soccer.
159 - Table tennis or bedminton?
Table Tennis.
160 - Hockey or pinball?
Pinball.
161 - How much do you weigh?
Stop being a pedophile.
162 - How tall are you?
PEDOPHILE!!!
163 - What shoe size do you have?
Stop it.
164 - Do you like chewing gum?
Depends in what gum, and if it's fruity. I <3 FRUITY!!!
165 - Do you care about what you eat?
Sometimes...
166 - Do you care about how you dress?
Rarely.
167 - What three things do you care about most in life?
Family Computer, Brianna.
168 - Have you ever been bored?
Yes.
169 - Have you ever honestly had nothing to do? Or have you just been lazy?
Just been lazy.
170 - How much did you sleep yesterday?
Uhh....
171 - On average, how much do you sleep every night
Idk, there are some wacky numbers in there, from 0 to 14 hours.
172 - Would you be willing to sacrifice yourself to save a loved one?
Uhh....
173 - Have you ever considered commiting suicide?
Only a smidget.
174 - Are you married?
No.
175 - Do you plan on getting married?
I have mixed thoughts.
176 - Did you ever break a toe?
No.
177 - How would you feel if you broke your back and became paralyzed for the rest of your life?
That would really suck.
178 - Are you a good person?
Uh...
179 - Which is your favorite aura?
Golden.
180 - Will you ever reach lvl60 here on newgrounds?
See my level: I REALLy doubt it.
181 - Who is your favorite mod?
Eyelovepoozy, just for his ban song.
182 - How many friends do you have here?
None, really.
183 - Do you come here to just waste time, or to achieve something else?
A mix of both.
184 - How many papers have you printed on your printer?
None.
185 - What brand burnable CDs do you buy?
Sony.
186 - Blueray or something else?
Misc.
187 - Have you ever been to space?
No.
188 - Would you prefer visiting Mercury or Mars?
Yes.
189 - If you saved the world one day, how would you feel?
Very satisfied.
190 - Describe yourself with ten keywords.
Awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome
191 - Do you have a website?
Yes.
192 - If you have a website, what's the URL?
http://www.notsexy.webs.com
193 - Why did you create a website/why do you want to create a website?
I felt like it.
194 - Do you have siblings?
Yes.
195 - Do you have parents?
Yes.
196 - Do you love your mom?
Yes.
197 - Did you forget to give her something on Mothers Day?
No.
198 - What did you get last Christmas?
A PSP, games, stuff.
199 - Did you fool anyone on the first of April?
only about 25 people.
200 - What is your ultimate goal in life?
Fulfillment.
201 - Why did the rabbit cross the road?
What?
202 - Have you ever seen an owl?
Sadly not.
203 - What did you dream last night?
I was in a spaceship and I was dropped off when I suddenli became fat pooping guy who rolled into a basketball field and turned it into a sand desert and then I died.
The end.
204 - When was the last time you lit a candle?
Never.
205 - Do you like playing with fire?
No.
206 - Did you ever accidentally burn your house down?
Well, guess.
207 - If a house nearby was burning, how would you use this opportunity?
To not help.
208 - What was the best prank you ever played?
I never play any good pranks.
209 - Where did you study?
AISZ is the best one.
210 - Do you currently go to school?
Yes.
211 - What do you plan on doing when your finally done with first grade?
THAT'S VERY OFFENSIVE!!!
212 - Did you get burned when you played with matches?
I've never played with matches.
213 - How many pieces of toilet paper do you use for your average crap?
About 7.
214 - Do you like vodka?
Hell yeah!
215 - How many bottles of vodka have did you drink after one another without passing out?
I'd think about 1.
216 - Beer or frogs?
Frogs.
217 - How do you like these questions so far?
Very time consuming.
218 - How many hours TV did you watch last night?
None. really.
219 - How much time to you spend with your family ever week?
about 3 hours.
220 - How many questions do you plan to answer before you give up?
666.
221 - Do you perfer pens or pencils?
Pencils.
222 - Is the world going to explode tommorrow?
No.
223 - When is the world going to explode?
2666, June 6, 6:66PM.
224 - What would you do if the world exploded tommorrow?
Die,
225 - How many minutes does it take before ice cream to melt?
about 15.
226 - How many dog breeds do you know the names of?
2.
227 - Have you ever watched animal/human porn?
NO!
228 - Why did you signup here at newgrounds?
To have fun, BBs, Audio Portal, CLT.
229 - When did you signup here at newgrounds?
in 07.
230 - Do you regret signing up here at newgrounds?
Hell no.
231 - What is the best thing about this great community called newgrounds?
Things like this.
232 - Do you know who Bob is?
An admin, I think.
233 - What is Tom Fulps best trait according to you?
Best Site Admin Ever.
234 - How many times has Zerok banned you?
i've only been banned once, and it was by him.
235 - Would you like to become a mod?
HELL YEAH!!!
236 - How many people do you think have visited your profile since you signed up?
Very few.
237 - How many times do you think people have visited your profile since you signed up?
Isn't this the same as the one above me?
238 - Would you give a man a blowjob for a hundred dollars?
No.
239 - Would you give a man a blowjob for a thousand dollars?
No.
240 - Would you give a man a blowjob for tenthousand dollars?
MAYBE I'll consider it.
241 - How many dollars would it take for you to give a man a blowjob?
about 10,000.
242 - What are your opinions on furry porn?
No.
243 - Have you ever dressed up as Naruto?
NO!!!
244 - One Piece or Neone Genesis Evangelion?
N.G.E.
245 - Whish movie was the best in the Godfather trilogy? And please don't tell me you never watched it.
Uh..... I've... Never... Watched it?
246 - How many TV shows have you made your way through completely, from start to finish?
Very few.
247 - What was the last videogame you played?
THUG 2.
248 - Nintendo or Sega?
Nintendo.
249 - Microsoft or OpenSource?
Microsoft.
250 - Apple or Mac?
Apple.
251 - Nintendo DS or Grape Juice?
DS.
252 - Why is red whine healither than white?
I think so...
253 - Do you know UB40?
No.
254 - Madness or Poninjas?
Madness, definetly.
255 - How many flashes do you watch each day, average?
about 3.
256 - What does IRL stand for?
Something to do with internet.
257 - How great is life, on a scale from 1 to 10?
8.
258 - How many of these questions do you actually plan on answering?
666.
259 - What good have you accomplished in life so far?
Very little.
260 - Do you know anyone that's died from cancer?
My dad has HAD cancer, but h didn't die.
261 - Do you know anyone you'd be prepared to give vital organs to for them to survive?
No.
262 - Which is your favorite videogame?
Not into them.
263 - Whish if your favorite band?
Myself.
264 - Which is your favorite track in the audio portal?
Myself.
265 - Rice or potatoes?
Rice.
266 - Do you have any important traditions to follow?
Only Christmas & Thanksgiving.
267 - When did you last stay awake for 24 hours straight?
a week ago.
268 - When did you last stay awake for 48 hours straight?
A week ago.
269 - Do you know what the world record of not sleeping is? If not, guess. If yes, type.
666 hours.
270 - Do you believe in fate?
No, but if it DID exist, I'd know it hated me.
271 - Have you found the true love of your life?
Yes.
272 - Where did you steal that car?
WHAT?!?
273 - Favorite brand of cookies?
Uh...
274 - Have you ever built your own computer? Do you plan on doing so?
No, and No. HEY, THAT'S 2 QUESTIONS!!!
275 - Favorite song, which one is yours?
</ Trance #2>
276 - Who is the best actor?
That Chick in UltraViolet.
277 - Do you believe in right or wrong?
Yes.
278 - Do you have a consiounce?
No.
279 - How do you justify your evil deeds?
I don't/
280 - Do you follow the flow? Or form your own?
I form my own.
281 - Are you emo?
No.
282 - Are you stupid?
I believe not, but popular opinion would lead one to believe that I am.
283 - What do you think I think you are?
Somebody very few people enjoy being around.
284 - Which group of mammels do you belong in?
Uh...
285 - Favorite animal?
Cat. Don't ask why...
286 - Is Kinrkels awesome or what?
AWESOME!!!
287 - How many blogposts do you think you'll be posting before 2009?
Unless something huge happens, fery few.
288 - Do you have any obligations for next year?
No.
289 - I scream for icecream.
I scream for Bubble gum.
290 - Do you break your vows often?
Yes.
291 - Do you like writing? Reading? Fighting?
No, no, no.
292 - How do you feel right now?
Content with life.
293 - Have you ever had insomnia?
Yeah, sadly.
294 - How many movies have you watched in a row as most?
3.
295 - What is the most important thing in your life right now?
Finishing this quiz.
296 - Which event do you remember most?
Signing up to newgrounds.
297 - If you had 80 newgrounds stickers, how the hell would you use them all?
3 Words: Dresser, Computer Desk.
298 - What are you going to do after you finish these questions?
PM you due to some fake answers.
299 - Who are you to judge me?
Nobody.
300 - Does this round number remind you of anything in particular?
The Devil.
301 - Do you like nuclear power?
If there is a shortage of power, sure.
302 - Apples or Pears?
Apples.
303 - How much cash do you have on your paypal account?
I don't have a Paypal.
304 - When was the last time you spend some time outside in the fresh air?
Yesterday.
305 - Does it rain swerlysmelling waste where you live?
No.
306 - Why did you stab me?!
Because You made me answer these.
307 - How many socks do you own?
20.
308 - How many complete pairs of socks do you own?
10.
309 - How many online communities are you a member of?
I don't know, Alot?
310 - How many years have you spent online? Total time, online.
4.
311 - What did you do last summer?
Went to Tennessee and London.
312 - If the roof on your house suddenly dissapeared, what would be your reaction?
I still have my ceiling.
313 - A begger asks you for spare change, what do you do?
I would give him a little.
314 - Are there any good causes you would be willing to donate to?
Well, I WOULDN't Give to Peta.
315 - How many words, on average, to you write every day?
Well, write and type are different, write?
316 - Do you consider yourself to have any artistic skill?
Yeah.
317 - Where do the limits of your creativity start?
Sticks.
318 - Did you ever win first place in a rate?
No. I've never won 1st in Anything.
319 - When was the last time you crapped your pants?
Never.
320 - Do you like rollercoaster rides?
No.
321 - Popcorn or fallafell?
Popcorn.
322 - Have you ever eaten Monkey brains?
No.
323 - Would you ever like to eat Monkey brains?
Sounds wierd, but if it was cooked, why not?
324 - Are you a social person?
Kinda...
325 - Do you have insomnia?
Depends.
326 - At most, how long have you ever stared straight into the sun?
At evenings, I can stare at it until it sets.
327 - Why would you not want to become an astronaut?
Too risky.
328 - Does the man on the moon exist?
No.
329 - Do you like cheese?
sometimes.
330 - Did you ever beat the secret levels on Doom?
Never even played it.
331 - What does Phobos mean?
I know Phobias bit Phobos.

001 - Pizza, cold or hot?
- Cold.
002 - What is your real name?
-Tyler.
003 - How old are you? Really?
- 17.
004 - How many eggs do turtles lay?
- I think 1.
005 - Peanut butter and _____
- Jelly.
006 - If zombies attack, where would you hide?
- My safe 1 square mile plastic zombie-free bubble.
007 - How many steps would you estimate you have walked in your life so far?
- 666,666,666,666.
008 - How many movies would you guess that you've seen in your life so far?
- 581.
009 - Mario or Sonic?
- Sonic.
010 - Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Because of the magnetic field located on the road.
011 - How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- BEAVER!!!
012 - Do you know who I am?
- Not really, no.
013 - Why did Bedn steal your Candy?
- He's Stupid.
014 - How many photo threads did Wade ever make?
- Uhh....2?
015 - Who posted the first post at the new newgrounds BBS?
- Zoro.
016 - What does BBS stand for?
- Bulletin Board System.
017 - phpBB or punBB?
- phpBB.
018 - Are you gay?
- no.
019 - PHP or HTML?
- Always HTML.
020 - When was the last time you ate a nice big juicy hamburger coated with leonard dressing?
- Ohhh... Don't remind me.
021 - Please provide a random answer to this question.
- Please provide a random question to this answer.
022 - French Fries or Italian Fries?
- Actually, Italian.
023 - Italian Fries or Onion Rings?
- Italian.
024 - If the river is long, how wide is the river?
- I'd say about 10-20 feet.
025 - Swords or guns?
- Depends.
026 - If aliens invaded the planet, what would you do?
- Again, Depends.
027 - If there was no food left in the world but your best friend, would you eat him?
- Before he ate me!
028 - How many 8 year olds could you beat in a fight?
- probably 12.
029 - Is this madness? Or is this sparta?
- Madness, always.
030 - How many planes did you see in the sky today?
- Only clouds, no sky.
031 - When was the last time you visited the beach?
- Probably 3 months ago.
032 - Are you a jew?
- No, but my friend is.
033 - Who do you admire the most?
- Brianna.
034 - If superman gave you his powers, what would you do?
- Telekinetic!
035 - What are your opinions on the name Clark Kent?
- sounds like a lawyers' name.
036 - Would you prefer the power to never age and life forever unless wounded seriously or to be completely invincible for the rest of your regular life?
- Yeah, duh!
037 - Coca Cola or Pepsi?
- Pepsi.
038 - Which color was the original Coca Cola?
- Red?
039 - How many glasses of water did you drink today?
- Well, do "Mouthfuls" count?
040 - If the strength of light from a candle is equivelent to 1 lux, how much is the sun?
- about 100,100.
041 - Science or Math?
- Math.
042 - Are you old?
- No.
043 - When is your birthday?
- Are you a pedophile or something?
044 - Do you watch anime?
- Only with english subs. Japanese is badass.
045 - How many decades do you plan on living?
- about 8-9.
046 - Did you think the world was going to be consumed by evil during the shift of millenium?
- Preferably not...
047 - How many T-Shirts do you own?
- Hold on...
34.
048 - Cats or Dogs?
- Cats.
049 - Did it rain yesterday?
- It snowed...
050 - What is your favorite number?
- 78.
051 - What is your favorite color?
- Red.
052 - What is your favorite food?
- Taco Bell.
053 - If you could dream whatever you wanted, what would you want it to be?
- I'd rather not talk about it...
054 - Do you believe in the possibility of a future zombie manifestation?
- No.
055 - How high to you turn up the volume?
- 1/3 of the way.
056 - Are you blind?
- Guess.
057 - Why don't you want to work as a flight attendant?
- Actually that'd be pretty cool.
058 - Where do you see yourself in ten years- Celebrating the 10 Yr. Anniversery of saying this.
059 - Do you use photoshop?
- I'm a n00b at photoshop.
060 - Are you against Piracy?
- Only when it doens't involve PSP games.
061 - Do you know what the RIAA stands for?
- No.
062 - Can you speak Swedish?
- Does German Count?
066 - Svara ärligt på denna fråga?
- Entschuldigung?
064 - Puedes hablar espanol?
- Bitte?
065 - Are you a wigger?
- HECK N- Wait...
066 - Do you like Japanese culture?
- The Japanese are badass.
057 - Are you black?
- SEE QUESTION 65
058 - Do you consider the n-word racist?
- In certain cases...
059 - Are you republican?
- No.
070 - Do you live in America? And if not, would you want to?
- I was born in America, but no.
071 - Which is your dream country?
- Japan.
072 - When was the last time you went on vacation?
- Technically, I'm on vacation right now.
073 - Tell me a good joke please, there are way too few of those here.
- Cock.
074 - How many letters does my alias contain?
- 10.
075 - If you could buy a plane ticket to Brazil and live there for the rest of your life selling hotdogs in a userfriendly environment, would you?
- No.
076 - What is your dream carreer?
- That flight attendant thing sounds cool...
077 - How many cool points do you have?
- OVER 9000!!!!
078 - What is your mothers maiden name?
- Are you a pedophile?
079 - Would you ever want to change your name? If yes, to what?
- Christohper Wesing sounds cool.
080 - If you could pack one box ( 1 cubic meter ) with stuff for another life, what would be in it?
- Food, drink, PSP, ETC.....

Based on the Thread "What would you do if..."

Here's what I would do...

At 12/22/08 02:13 PM, GoldbloodedDragon wrote: Well, let me make a list...
-Change the password so he can't log back in
-Ban People for the lulz
-Lock some threads for the lulz
-Make a frontpage post with "GOLDBLOODEDDRAGON ROCKS!!!"
-Make myself level "9001" (OVER 9000!!!!)
-Put my songs/flashes on Frontpage
-Make a thread of how awesome GBD is
-Change the E-mail so it'll be even harder
-Make all of my flashes 5.01/5.00
-Do the same with my songs
-Redeem this thread
-Make myself Mod
-Post on the Pivot thread saying GBD Rocks.
-Lock another Thread...

Hmm, running out of Ideas...

-Make the daily tablet winner GBD
-Give all of my flashes the awards of Daily 1st-5th
-Give my Pivot Collection #2 the "Awesomeness" award
-Do the same with all of my others
-Write down the password to his account
-Tape it on my monitor
-Give my account all mod jobs
-Take off "Chaos Fantasy" (Then put it back on, duh!) to see how people react...
-Give myself Musician of the year (Nal1200 would go next year.)
-Give myself Flash Artist of the Year (Catoblepas would go next year.)
-I would PM Pimp (the most powerful user on NG), nd bring him down a level (how mean an I?)
-I would put a flash in the NG frontpage AUDIO section (lol)
- Put a link to my profile on Everyody's sig, following w/ (GBD is awesome, *username* Sucks!!!)

That's all I can think of for now...

I'm starting to get confortable in HH. You should use it.

Also, would anybody want to cover my songs with some non-drum sounds? That would be nice...

If you know me, you'll know that I (used to) have this one post, that says I have Traxxpadportablestudio. I then said it didn't have a "valid MP3". Now, I've submitted 2 songs, (Both unbearably short loops), which, I still spent some time on. They were made in Hammerhead (=O OMG we must vote zero!!!), but they are still decent.
Vote at least 3!